First Furries, now Plushies?
Baby Gap, Baby Gap, what are you thinking?
(I feel like I should rhyme this with "I've seen your new stuff and I think that it's stinking" but I should resist.)
But honestly, what is this thing?
The Fug Grls and other commentatatators are forever tossing out Muppetcide jokes-- "Looks like she killed Cookie Monster" or "What did Big Bird ever do to her?-- whenever celebrities are spotted abusing feathers or fur, and maybe it's getting tiresome, but how does this garment, whatever it is, not resemble a Jim Henson interpretation of the greater brown sea slug:
with buttons?
I don't much care for this Shabayeva-eque roadkill vest, either:
I don't much like that look on grown-ups. Sticking it on your toddler, who isn't equipped to stride about in tall boots projecting the sort of "just stepped in off the Steppes" attitude necessary to carry off the "I'll just toss on this uncured hide" look, just reads as pretentious assiness. Pretty much exactly how I feel about that Stella MaCartney band jacket, come to think of it. Which brings us right back to " "i've seen your new stuff and I think that it's stinking."
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