A parent with a death wish
Every time a new parent or parent-to-be declares that s/he will never buy noisy electronic beebily-bpppily toys, the just slightly more experienced parent next to her will shake her head ruefully and intone "But you will... you will." And they do and they soon admit that a little beeblily-boopily is not that bad if it keeps the kid happy, which it does. You learn to tune it out. I was one of the former and was assimilated too. I can prove it: just this last weekend, unprompted and without undue influence, I bought this.
Even so.. It doesn't matter how inured to horrible rackets you grow. It doesn't even matter how much hipster music cred you've go-- how much you love Polkacide or The Decemberists-- or how ironic you are. You cannot convince me that the phrase "children's accordion" does not strike fear into your heart.
Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidrens........
Accoooooooooooodion.
Hold me!
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